fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

jimmykirks:

*breaks into your house* that villain doesn’t deserve sympathy

do-you-have-a-flag:

thebacklot:

buzzfeed:

mattbelly:

The Prince of Sweden is a total babe.

hi.

Marry me?

ohcorny:

weepinduo

languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here. 

ladytyrell:

Hannibal Medieval AU

shaftinferno:

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker